For Rent: Lovable 1 Year Old

Adorable one year old up for rent.  She loves snuggling, reading books, and she'll stay right by your side all day!  She's great at unloading dishwashers and taking DVD's off shelves.  Usually happy and full of smiles.  Will bring much joy into your home!

The fine print: Must give iron supplements twice a day and Polyvisol vitamin with iron once a day.  Supplements may cause baby to be ornery, have stomach pain, and constipation. Common side affects may include: night wakings and tiredness.  Must not return baby until supplements run out and until baby is fully weaned and devouring three meals a day.